baptize!

... the cretin variety of the human species that compulsively convulsively defecates when its anus is submerged by open water.

saliva

vito acconci - open book

sometimes a vague notion

invest

hire the insane

Tribulation

in native worth and honour clad -- Son, look upon heaven and earth, and all that is in them: and consider that God made them out of nothing.

the good life

A man's attitude goes some ways - the way his life will be. Is that something you might agree with?

So since you agree, you may be someone who does not care about the good life.

Mulholland Drive - a film by David Lynch

don't miss out

Born to Buy and breed. A happy life is a successful life -- careers, ambitions, friends, husbands, wives and primary schools. Cars, drivers licence, bicycles, recycling, voting, reading, dentists, therapies, shopping lists and washing up. Simple enough.

FUNCTION, adapt, be satisfied, compassionate to the lesser fortunate -- think of your family, drink moderately, be confident, well thought of, an example to your friends. Focus, be reliable, never late, always pleasant, friendly, understanding, invest in everything and everyone worthy of your time.


Act now - apologise later.