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one more for the road:

* "I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
* "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." ...'could be a bit harsh........?
* Antelope: -When two ants run off to get married.-
* Behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
* is.
* : Q - What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A - He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
* knows that if at first you don't succeed . . . get new batteries.